Coffee and Curses - Witchy Shirt

Start your day with a spell and a strong brew in this minimalist yet powerful witchy shirt featuring the phrase “Coffee & Curses” in clean, bold typography. It’s the perfect design for caffeine-fueled witches, sorcerers, and spellcasters who don’t cast before their first cup. Whether you’re a morning menace or just love a little sarcasm with your scrying, this shirt is your new daily ritual.

This shirt combines gothic attitude with magical flair, making it the ideal everyday gothic shirt for those who live life between shadow and sunlight. The simplicity of the design makes a statement without saying too much — just enough to let everyone know your vibe: dark roast and darker intentions.

Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas unisex tee, this shirt doesn’t just look spellbinding — it feels amazing, too. Bella+Canvas is famous for its buttery-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that’s breathable, lightweight, and built for comfort. The retail fit is flattering on all body types, and the side-seamed construction and shoulder taping mean this tee holds its shape through every wear and wash. Whether you’re gaming, reading grimoires, or hexing your inbox, this shirt keeps you comfy and powerful.

This design is perfect for fans of tabletop gaming, especially those playing witches, warlocks, and chaotic caffeine-fueled characters. It’s a perfect DnD shirt for your next session and makes a fantastic gift for your witchy bestie, your goth barista, or yourself. It’s also a subtle yet stylish fantasy shirt that works with any alternative wardrobe.

Available in sizes S–3XL and printed using eco-friendly inks, this shirt proves that simple design and magical intent can go hand-in-hand. Whether you're casting a charm, journaling by candlelight, or just surviving Monday, “Coffee & Curses” says it all — with humor, style, and just a hint of hex.

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